Bounty Banks Episode Nine

Episode 9 • December 05, 2025 • 02:42:09
Bounty Banks Episode Nine
The Coffin Club
Bounty Banks Episode Nine

Dec 05 2025 | 02:42:09

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Show Notes

Jesus Becky, I dunno why I gotta be the one doing this. I told your mother and she wanted to give you a high five. I think that'd undermine the point of this talk we're having.

God how the hell do I even approach this. Fuck. Don't. Don't tell your mother I said that. Ha. Sorry. Look. I understand, Dennis Hanson's a little shit. Don't tell your mother I said that. And I understand he was giving you shit. Again, don't...fuck it. This is serious, Becks. You put him in the hospital.

You really are your mother's daughter sometimes.

You broke your violin and you put that boy in the hospital. I know you're not, sorry. And I get why you're not sorry, I do. It's gonna be hell to replace that and find you a new tutor. If. If we let you keep, playing it. God, kid. Fuck. Fuck!

We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out! I don't have an answer for you, honey, I don't have an...answer to this.

You're probably going to have to apologize to that kid though. I know you won't want to. That's just. Part of how it's all done. Part of the ritual. Polite society. It sucks. I know, and I get it. A lot just, happened today. And it doesn't get to go away. We have to figure out what happens next.

No you, don't have to go to your room. We've said what we have to about it, what is sending you to your room going to do?

It'll be okay. We'll figure it out.

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