For our second player vs. player event, we're popping bottles on both sides of the field with the Bootleggers vs. Snake Oilers. Both have sipped from that sweet tub-brewed ambrosia at one point or another. Time will tell if they only drank from its waters or if they were dipped like an alchemical Achilles put on the field to play some damn ball. Stay tuned, and remember: if baseball lasts for longer than four hours, consult a doctor!
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