Salvage Union: Blackwell Part Four

September 11, 2026 • 02:12:32
Salvage Union: Blackwell Part Four
The Coffin Club
Salvage Union: Blackwell Part Four

Sep 11 2026 | 02:12:32

/

Show Notes

"I learned how to fix vehicles in basic. Three for me."

"KP duty for me. Wasn't good at it. Two for me."

"We have machines for that."

"The old boss was a slave to image, what can I say."

"Never married. Tried. Ordered a wife. It didn't...work. Four for me."

"Dislocated both my arms once as a child. Three points."

"Oh, fuck yes. Uh. Shit. I got knocked off a building once, when I was a teen, and nearly died. They had to rebuild everything, and I spent a year in the hospital. Best year of my life. Five points."

"Wow, well done. Let's see. Used to stick chewing gum on public seats, see who would get caught. Three for me."

"Shit. I...pass."

"Nope. No passing."

"Fuck you. Pass."

"The cards are the cards, man, say anything that comes to mind."

"...I poisoned my older sister once."

"Wow."

"Yeah."

"Accident?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Did she live?"

"I said-"

"You also said *once.*"

"Fuck you."

"Alright, alright. How many points was that?"

"..."

"How many points."

"...three."

"Three for you, four for me. I had a misfire later on. Lost my right arm. Got it back in here. I can still...feel the difference though, if that makes sense."

"..."

"Your play."

"I don't want to."

"Alright. We can sit here until you do."

"I'm not playing anymore."

"I heard you. And I can wait."

https://thecoffin.club

Other Episodes

Episode 6

November 07, 2025 • 02:16:10
Episode Cover

Bounty Banks Episode Five

We got lucky getting this house. First thing your big brother ever helped us with. I used to think I was slick but Morgan's...

Listen

Episode 17

February 06, 2026 • 02:36:54
Episode Cover

Bounty Banks Episode Seventeen

"Okay, I gotta make this all abundantly clear: none of you kids are ever joining the fucking military. That sounds, like, weird strict dad...

Listen

Episode 11

December 27, 2024 • 02:07:55
Episode Cover

Lucas

[RECORDING STARTS] what's GOOD you fucking SCRUB welcome to BITCH CITY population YOU! YEAH! Fucking get some you weak-ass chinless FUCK. How the fuck...

Listen