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"Hello Trooper! Please state your name and identification number!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Can you try again?
You seem to be under distress. I can help! Try nodding your head if you understand, like this!
Very good! Do you need medical assistance? Nod if you understand, like this, yes yes yes, or shake your head if no, like this, no no no.
Understood. A medical officer will not be dispatched to your location at this time. Can you try saying your name? Or a common nickname the other Troopers may have given you?
Very good, Trooper HEATHER. You're doing such a good job! Would you like assistance in operating your armor?
Very good! Try lifting your left hand, like this! This is your left hand!"
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